Good Morning, Pax Magenta!
@InkScratch_sec04: WHAT EVEN HAPENED THIS MORNING?!?!?! OMG THE PRIEST IS BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT. #WereSoBack #ChaosPreacher #sendmeanambulance
@ex_temple_sweeper_69: didn't he ditch us to become a Wasteland hermit?
@InkScratch_sec04: HE DIDDDD. AND HE CAME BACK WITH AN ACTUAL GOD!?!?! IS THAT REALLY ETH? AS IN ETH FROM ANCIENT STAIGI MYTHOLOGY!?!? #EthIsReal #VoiceOfGod #ImAlreadyOnChapter15ofmyEthFic
@Vector_ServerTamer: Is no one gonna talk about the fact that we almost got our minds wiped clean this morning? #INeedMoreCoffee
@Burger_flipper98: like SIDERIUS'S BROWSER HISTORY :))) =)))) #ReleaseIt
@paper_pusher325: LIKE SIDERIUS BROWSER HISTORY =))))))) #dying I couldn't tell which one was speaking. they sounded like the same person.
@just_tired: I think the priest was talking THROUGH Eth. Omg. Like they share a single braincell. What sorcery is this. #AndThereWasOnlyOneBraincell
@InkScratch_sec04: WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. GUYYSS! I'M WRITING THE TRANSCRIPT. #HolyScriptureIncoming #BrinTheWarTranscript
@sec03_barber: my cousin is guarding the captured Enforcers. They are saying those two walked up to the FRONT DOOR of their base, weaponless, and pulled a bit about "do you have time to talk about our lord and master, Barnaby the three Eyed goat" before they got captured. #legends #ourlordandmasterBarnaby #PreachFatherPreach
@Mayor_Maya_Official: Siderius, you didn't just bring up Barnaby in one of your ridiculous stunts. He is a gentle soul. He is a house pet.
@Burger_flipper98: wait....they got captured on purpose!? are they mad. #epic
@Mayor_Maya_Official: That's on brand. He's done that before the revolution. I need more coffee. I'm just trying to run a planetary metropolis. Siderius, get your ass down here. Bring the god.
@Commander_Void_Official: Comfirmed. He has done that before. The guard that's curently yapping will have to go brush Barnaby today. Disciplinary goat duty.
@Mayor_Maya_Official: Void! not you too! leave Barnaby alone!
@InkScratch_sec04: DISCPLINARY GOAT DUTY OMG. I'm putting that on a tshirt as soon as I'm done with this transcript. #DisciplinaryGoatDuty #TranscriptIncoming #saveoursoulsBarnaby
@Bored_Border_Patrol: Isn't Eth a goat too? #aregodsactuallyreal
@Tired_Teacher_sec09: @Bored_Border_Patrol You uncultured boar. You're a goat. Read your mythology. Eth is a cat and has more than three eyes. They glow blue. #CatBoyGod
@paper_pusher325: @Tired_Teacher_sec09 He sounded human to me. #CatBoyGod
@Mayor_Maya_Official: @Father_Siderius_Official Pax Magenta to Siderius. Are you two still alive up there?
@Father_Siderius_Official: @Mayor_Maya_Official We're alive Maya. And we're not coming down. You guys look beautiful from up here.
@InkScratch_sec04: OMG HE REPLIED!!!!! #ImOnTheFloorCrying #SpaceChurchisBorn
@Mayor_Maya_Official: @Father_Siderius_Official What do you mean you're not coming down. We have a society to run.
@Father_Siderius_Official changed his username to @Space_Priest.
@Amnesiac_God made an account.
@Space_Priest: @Mayor_Maya_Official That's a you problem Maya. We're orbital cryptids now. Send food. And spray paint. This place is blindgly white and sterile. I feel like I'm about to go into surgery.
@InkScratch_sec04: OMG #SpacePriestXAmnesiacGodIsmyNextFic
@Commander_Void_Official: @Space_Priest Getting the supplies ready. Rigging an orbital carrier as we speak.
@InkScratch_sec04: GUYS GUYS HERES THE TRANSCRIPT. I EDITED IN MY COMMENTARY #BringTheWarTranscript #SpaceCryptids
"BRING THE WAR" TRANSCRIPT
posted by @InkScratch_sec04
Ministry Voice: Follower of the Luminous one, you have been deceived. Led astray by the heretic. But you will remember your place. You will forget your sins. You will come back to us. (e.n. omg the drama)
(e.n. the rumble from the rocket in my headphones almost blew my brains out.)
(e.n. this is tricky guys. I listened to this a thousand times and I can't tell how they did it. It's Eth voice but they're clearly both speaking. I bolded what I think were the priest's lines)
Eth's voice: Good morning, Pax Magenta! Good morning, Wasteland Tribes! And a not so good morning to the Ministry Remnants that think they just undone the Revolution. Live from orbit, we are Father Siderius, your favorite heretic, and Eth, the amnesiac Wild God of the Wastes, here to bring you the morning news. BREAKING: The ministry is trying to use my voice in their machine to clear out your beautiful minds as fast as Siderius clears his browser history. More on this later after a brief word from the priest himself: BRING THE WAR.
(e.n. he said "Bring the war" again. GOOSEBUMPS. OMG, the revolution LIVES!!! The transmission ended here. The army headed his call.)
@Concerned_Citizen546: Did the army really only need his singnal?
@Commander_Void_Official: @Concerned_Citizen546 That's calssified.
@Space_Priest: @Commander_Void_Official That's not classified, Void. I sent little magenta motorhead with a basket full of intel beforehand.
@Synthetic_Eva_Official: @Commander_Void_Official Commander, permission to borrow a rocket launcher. He just called me little magenta motorhead. I'm a deadly syntethic lifeform. #PriestYoureLuckyYoureUpThere #StartPraying
@Mayor_Maya_Official: @Space_Priest Get down here right now or I'm authorising Eva to shoot you down. I swear to god.
@Amnesiac_God: @Mayor_Maya_Official I'm up here too, Maya. I don't wanna come down. Don't take my name in vain.
@InkScratch_sec04: I STILL DON'T GET HOW THEY DID THAT. ALSO ALSO I'M OPENING A FANCLUB. YOU HEARD ETH'S VOICE. HE SOUNDS SHIRTLESS. I'M DYING. #WritingTheHolyBook #CatBoyGod #DontTakeHisNameInVain #SapceCryptids #SomebodyCallTheFireDepartmentImOnFire
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